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THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

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76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


DEFIANCE -


TAGS: moat levee mother nature dude
Rating: 4.93/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:07 pm
I don't always date mother nature, but when I do...I prefer dos Levees. Stay dry my friends.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 10:07 am
5l but the next time it rains, that thing is going to fill up like a bowl!
CaptainBaked - May 19, 2011, 9:08 am
And my hats off to you peso... 5
Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 9:03 am

wow!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pokemon chose you




TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


HEY MOM -


TAGS: mother abortion
Rating: 4.78/5

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livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:33 am
some questions are best left unasked
Arvantillian - August 20, 2011, 2:23 am
outstanding...one of the best ive seen...faved it and gave it 5L!
icerosecrb - August 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Friggin' brilliant, man!
MPsniper - August 18, 2011, 8:02 pm
oh...SNAP


WEDDING INVITATION -




GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !


TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am
140637


Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)


FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




TODAYS TEENS -


TAGS: smother love
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

screamin361 - November 26, 2012, 4:27 pm
I bet his resume is AMAZING!
david5300 - March 2, 2011, 4:12 am
Iam so pround of my little boy Oh damm t5hat realy is my kid...........MARTHA!!!!!!!!!


ENDURANCE -


TAGS: mother in law woman hitler
Rating: 4.68/5

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Shadowjoe - June 9, 2011, 11:08 am
Wow! I'll look at my mother in law in a different way now... Good one!
Demo33 - June 9, 2011, 9:40 am
5L's this has literally made my day. x


MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

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nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

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Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -


TAGS: reminder mothers day is this sunday
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - May 8, 2016, 3:44 am
if you get her a bad present, you could have just continued the lyrics
maoworks2 - May 6, 2016, 1:33 pm
Great One.
concern3 - May 4, 2016, 4:08 pm
nice, UP yours


MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS - Sometimes the fun starts early




MOTHERS - Sometimes, it's best to do as they say




MOM - Words truly can't express how much we appreciate what you do for us kids. And the voracious look in your eye when dad is nearby makes us feel -- Hey, where IS dad anyway?


TAGS: happy mothers day black widow
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:37 am
When I come across those nasty, eight-legged freaks in my yard, they are toast. Anything with that many eyes and legs should NOT possess such strong venom.
rudeboy308 - May 10, 2011, 4:24 pm
d***ed funny! Let's join Alice Cooper and pledge allegiance to the black widow.
rerun - May 8, 2011, 11:22 am

amsome


GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES - That's right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan's way of distracting you from being a good wife


TAGS: mother daughter distracting satans wife
Rating: 4.58/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:32 pm
Yeah, because women are so much better off nowadays being used as come dumpsters, humiliating themselves.
mariand - August 16, 2011, 6:08 am
LOL... you can't have them all 5L


GUILT INCLUDED -


TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.34/5

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Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


MOTHERS DAY - it is never to late to say i love you mom!


TAGS: mother
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 6:43 pm
It would appear that in this case, it's slightly late. Unless you say it with gravy.


MOTHMAN - Flys like a butterfly and frightens the hell out of me.


TAGS: mothman
Rating: 3.18/5

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Big Daddy - January 4, 2009, 4:11 am
I thought mothman was in West Virgina, maybe he moves northwest in the summer
Charles - September 19, 2008, 7:28 pm
The scariest part of the movie was Richard Gere. *shudder*
aPauling - September 17, 2008, 11:29 am
My cousin claims he saw one last year, end of July, in MN. He said it on West River Parkway, West of the 10th Ave bridge, near his place. Freaky ****.


NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others


TAGS: nobel prize nelson mandela mother theresa barack obama
Rating: 3.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:15 am
All Obama did was be black and be the president of the USA and win.
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Good point, Aggy.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 6:01 pm
Peace prize my a**. From Bull****! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUuA7WBRE
TheSarge - October 28, 2009, 1:34 pm
I put myself in the running for the next one.I figure I have the same qualifications as Obama does...NONE!!!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Lest we forget that Yasser Arafat got one, too.
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:54 am
We all know where hard work will get you. And to the 172 other people nominated for this "prize"...Work harder, because peace dosen't happen if people are all happy, well fed, and have housing with water they can drink piped in.


ALONE -




COOLING OFF EH -




GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Love, confidence, patience, and how to rip apart drunken tourists... Well, my mother did anyway...


TAGS: great mothers teach
Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:34 am
Hawt!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:33 am
If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:28 am
You realize tigers eat their young.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:15 am
Getting beaten with your own toys is never a good thing. My mom was too cheap to wreck a toy on out b***s. Although I had a lot of h** weel track... and we'd whip each other with them... better than pillow fights.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:08 am
You ever heard a h**wheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:05 am
Nice! The go-to weapon of choice for my mom was the wooden spoon. And although she shattered many on my b***, she did have a 3ft mixing paddle that was a bit more resiliant.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own h**wheel track!!!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:52 am
Greatness, Chef. And good that you didn't combine the two!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:45 am
Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the b**** please...
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:43 am
And in this case, it's still a win!
Viper - May 20, 2010, 12:42 am
This might be the first poster without some kind of Logicdude reference that I have seen thusfar!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:36 am
Wonderful.


WE'RE DOOMED - In the first sign that the Fukushima nuclear disaster may be changing life around it scientists say they've found mutant butterflies


TAGS: mothra returns
Rating: 4.87/5

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Greeny - August 14, 2012, 7:33 pm
Great movie - need I splain why?


marriage advice #23 -


TAGS: stiletto mother in law
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 12, 2016, 2:46 am
If she gets a full Brazilian, she's bound to get a lickin'!
lgvernon - April 11, 2016, 3:18 pm

Only a little?
EmilioDumphque - April 11, 2016, 11:33 am
A lil' trim might be in order too.


GREAT MOTHERS - Always protect their offspring Keep them warm and surrounded with love


TAGS: great mothers
Rating: 3.44/5

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GIANT BUSINESSMEN - The newest additions to Monster Island


TAGS: kaiju monster island godzilla mothra
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 8:22 pm
Mecha VP!
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 8:07 pm
1L i see no funny. Hard pic to work with though.


CAN'T SWEAR IN A DISNEY POSTER -


TAGS: firk ding mother hubbard sob
Rating: 4.57/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:43 am
Could be worse... They could do another "American Graffiti". But who would play Candy Clark's role...?
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:41 am
Maybe now that holiday special will see a high-quality release onto DVD & Blu-Ray!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:39 am
No, that was done in the prequels.
zoomer296 - May 13, 2013, 6:50 pm
It can't be any worse than the "Back To The Future" remake that Michael Bay is planning.
spacedog - November 11, 2012, 11:39 pm
Actually Disney made a couple great Marvel movies so the chances of the next Star Wars movies being an improvement is good. This was more about Lucas himself.
Grunno - November 10, 2012, 5:27 pm
What? Disney is going to screw up the SW films? What are they going to do, hire actors that can't act and insert annoying CGI characters?
spacedog - October 31, 2012, 11:28 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 9:46 am
ditto...and the tags...love 'em. 5 sabers
Silverheart - October 31, 2012, 4:16 am

You beat me to it! I dread the future Star Wars releases. I like your use of censorship. 5*beep*s.


TERMINATOR BAMBI - His "mother" wasn't exatctly shot by a hunter. now he's coming for your pansy ass.


TAGS: bambi terminator mother
Rating: 2/5

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rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:53 am

a lot of medical technology is tested on animals prior to being approved for use in people
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:52 am
I really HOPE nobody spend MONEY to make a bionic eye to a ****ty animal. I REALLY HOPE. By the way, your caption is very good!


MOTHER OF THE YEAR - Hey now, remember you are drinking for two


TAGS: mother of the year beer
Rating: 4.83/5

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shmoe13 - February 18, 2011, 6:33 am
oh camon just cuz shes pregnant and holding beer doesnt mean shes buying it for herself not every pregnant woman in the world is irresponsible
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:31 am
It won't warm you up but you won't give a crap after enough...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:29 am
Antifreeze.
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:25 am
it's all union made, the glorious union of barley, hops, and water, and some other stuff, that helps but I forget what it is
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
Even though it's nasty gack, at least it is union made...
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
she can go frugal on the beer, long as she brings a pack of smokes back too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:19 am
Not when it comes to beer!!!....I do hope she's buying irregular diapers and expired formula though,
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:18 am
true, true, gotta like a frugal woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:16 am
He wouldn't...But a woman might buy it for him if she had a coupon or something (she probably thinks she's safe because she's prego)
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:13 am
it's gotta be baby formula, a real man wouldn't drink that, so back to the kitchen with ya
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:08 am
She's probably just picking it up for her husband...she really shouldn't have left the kitchen, but it was for a good cause.
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:04 am
It's cheaper than formula too.
culos - October 14, 2010, 9:42 am
Might just turn out to be a beer gut and moobs! 5-pack for you


happy mothers day -


TAGS: mother norman physco
Rating: 4.71/5

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MPsniper - May 14, 2013, 8:21 am
bang head here (x)
steve1961 - May 13, 2013, 12:27 am
Great...I helped...yay for me...who are you again?
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:33 pm
Spent like 3 min looking... Where did it even say "psycho" This post saved me
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 10:19 pm
It's still 5L. I cut a lot of slack with tags. LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2013, 6:50 pm
How do you feel about double posts? :)
MPsniper - May 12, 2013, 6:31 pm
oh CRAP ! i hate misspelled words. thanks for letting me know.
MPsniper - May 12, 2013, 6:31 pm
oh CRAP ! i hate misspelled words. thanks for letting me know.
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 9:27 am
5L. btw it's spelt "Psycho" but I do like playing Word Scramble. :)


UNDENIABLE TRUTH -


TAGS: mother love woman genuine ****
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:28 pm

awesome!


MESSAGE FOR MOTHERINLAW -


TAGS: message mother in law could get mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - February 11, 2012, 12:30 pm
There is an electrical socket... and there's a trap to get rid of mother-in-law ;)
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 12:24 pm
Okay what am I missing here? Or is this an electrical socket in another country??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:41 pm

if only i'd thought of this years ago
mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:19 am
Yeah, but don't worry, she doesn't know which's the difference...;)
Iconoclast - November 30, 2011, 11:07 pm
Uh, that doesn't look like a nail. Looks like a screw.


SHE'D LIKE SEAFOOD - for Mother's Day, she says. Something exotic, she says. Her whole family will be coming, she says. I say, wait til they find out I didn't kill it.


TAGS: marital bliss mother s day style
Rating: 4.76/5

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GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:34 pm
good one 5an
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 9:10 am
Thanks for the high praises. Oh, and Caveman, let me know if you need an ice pack when you wake up. heh
caveman - May 13, 2012, 4:00 am
You drewme in and then delivered the knockout blow. 5pectacular
Verdeckt - May 12, 2012, 11:54 pm
5ensationial


TRICK QUESTION - "Does this dress make my ass look big?


TAGS: big ass dress mother s day
Rating: 4.22/5

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champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:03 pm
No, but that pile of sh*t does.


SOMETIMES - You just have to improvise


TAGS: necessity still the mother
Rating: 3.36/5

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GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:06 pm
lol, wasn't ANY 90* curve good enough? or teeth? or another closed beer bottle? or lighter? or the stick itself? d*** the retarded....
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 6:22 pm
looks like for*****. a hard bolt try to get her top off. 5 foamy froths


PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother


TAGS: parenting mother bad better baby
Rating: 2.56/5

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TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:55 pm
Learn Some thing every day aye?
rerun - December 16, 2010, 6:22 pm

If it is an exact copy (text/image) from anywhere it is plagerism UNLESS you made the initial post (wherever that original post may be)
TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
Curious Question:is it plagerism if someone else uses it in a motifake.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 4:47 pm
That comment is a million times better than this fake.
RoninJedi - December 16, 2010, 1:47 pm
misplacing a BLT is a serious matter


just single mom solutions 2 -


TAGS: mothers day
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - May 6, 2016, 1:30 pm
Sad .


MOTHER'S DAY -


TAGS: mom always smothered us with her love
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - May 9, 2010, 4:13 pm
Nice! Love the tags GS, 5Ls.


CREEPY PASTA -


TAGS: mother fire ghost haunt
Rating: 4.74/5

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rerun - May 5, 2012, 3:39 pm

WOW, very deep
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 11:26 am
Thanks. I need to look at the tags more...
Sho - May 5, 2012, 11:18 am
Look at the tags, they provide some minor clues
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 9:04 am
Before I cast my vote, someone please clue me in.. I don't get this reference.
gas - May 5, 2012, 8:06 am
whew.. wow
Greeny - May 5, 2012, 7:29 am
wow
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:03 am

hair on my arms rising creepy. strongly 5L!


MOTHER'S DAY - The perfect gift.


TAGS: mothersday gifts humor
Rating: 4.6/5

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Iconoclast - May 1, 2012, 10:27 pm
Prescription: Take a pill after dinner and go to bed.


STATUESQUE -




TRIBUTE TO ALL MOTHERS OUT THERE. -


TAGS: mother s love dy2012
Rating: 4.27/5

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dy2012 - May 10, 2012, 5:23 am
thanks sho and steve
Sho - May 9, 2012, 10:53 pm
5L
SteveFurlong - May 9, 2012, 7:45 pm
Er, is something broken? This poster shows only one gold lion underneath but the numbers say (5/5) 1 Vote. Apologies if something I did spiked your score.
SteveFurlong - May 9, 2012, 7:43 pm
Gah. That's a little more demotivational than I really needed right now, thank you very much. 5L anyway.


MOTHER'S DAY -


TAGS: happy mother s day
Rating: 4.25/5

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Cubbybear - May 9, 2010, 2:23 pm
That looks like Megan Fox's thumb....ewwww


MATERNITY - Luke I'm your Mother


TAGS: mother maternity star wars stormtrooper leia skywalker
Rating: 3.25/5

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Buhyakka - June 1, 2011, 5:38 am
"aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
hootizz - June 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
Hah.., funny stuff...., I wonder what the family dog looks like..??


REALITY IS IRRELEVANT - Your mother is the most beautiful person in the world... To you...ya pig!




SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.


TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry


MOTHERS -


TAGS: motherhood mommy dearest insanity who s kids are these
Rating: 4.33/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
Many thanks for that FanV.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
nice lol a lot less demented than the picture makes it seem :) i like it
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:13 pm

actually, we are talking about roasting one of our own...literally
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 10:00 pm
No offense guys, but men are all the same. Always talking about yourselves. I was actually never one for the full women's lib, but this site certainly pushes me more towards it (lol OR OLO).
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:53 pm

hickory smoked....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:34 pm
...grilled medium rare with A1 steak sauce.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:29 pm
ICE loves me.....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
It's not random you big hairy beast. And you can stop sending me those pics of you in a speedo. (Aggy gets jealous)
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm

nope, I think it may be wishful thinking on your part
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:10 pm
Anyone else notice that whenever ICE takes a random sh** at someone It's me?......I think he's trying to virtually "pull my pigtails"....ghey ICE..very Ghey.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:44 pm

well, after the last batch of "women" proved to be men.....we no longer speculate.
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:40 pm
not a lot of Mommies, got a lot of Mutha's, but not many mommies
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well I don't scare easily.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 12:10 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooo keeps scaring them off.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:59 am
I suppose there's not alot of mommies on this site, eh?


STRAIGHT SHOOTING - Now available in stereo


TAGS: twin gunners of different mothers
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 9:47 pm
I love surround sound. 5 rounds downrange.


YOUR MOM - Jokes with that punchline are about as old as....well, your mom.


TAGS: mom jokes old punchlines mother
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:09 pm
D*MN! That's pretty stinkin' old!


SHARK PUNCHING - Mother Teresa's favorite hobby.


TAGS: nun mother robot shark
Rating: 2.38/5

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forseti - April 4, 2011, 11:56 am
I wonder why rusty Bartimaeus is diving in the background...
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:24 pm

Sense, this makes none


MEMORIES -




thanks mom -


TAGS: creepy kid mothers day dysfuntional
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:39 pm
Hey RL, no holiday this time. Busier than a one legged man in a bum kicking contest, unfortunately. I'll be in and out for the next few months. I'm 'in' for the weekend!
Reality Lord - May 28, 2016, 12:06 pm

Hey dizz. Glad you're back. How were the holidays? Back to eork girl
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:50 am
Good 1, RL! Very true! ^!
surlybill - May 6, 2016, 2:45 pm
Okay I screwed the chicken.


dear mom -


TAGS: crazy cat lady mothers day
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2016, 10:42 am
OMG...lmao...wait, my kitties really don't know? Well UP theirs!


MOTHER'S DAY -


TAGS: happy mother s day
Rating: 4.85/5

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cjsharp98 - May 14, 2010, 3:18 am
$exy
cjsharp98 - May 14, 2010, 3:18 am
***y kinda? :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2010, 11:37 am
Lester has some Mommy issues 5L
forseti - May 10, 2010, 11:26 am
don't wanna be the child of one of you mods... violence is not the answer!! ;)
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 10:40 am
LMAO I never said they didn't get the ol' whoopin stick (or I prefer a slotted spoon... makes a satisfying smack). They WILL learn to behave right. LoL
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 10:36 am
not me, they get to break their mothers heart ONE time...2nd time they're outta here. I brought them into the world, I'll take them out. First time I catch my kids lying to their mother..WHOOP, there it is, WHOOP, there it is
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 10:29 am
And yet I will love my children no matter how many times they break my heart.
okami - May 10, 2010, 1:41 am
. . .amen.
Iconoclast - May 9, 2010, 6:42 pm
And ....... the only heart that you will regret forever having broken.
spacedog - May 9, 2010, 4:11 pm
Beautiful lester, 5Ls.
mike34 - May 9, 2010, 1:20 pm
and the only sometimes. 5L


MOTHERSDAY - she did not mean it when she said "you dont have to buy me anything for mothersday."




WHEN LOVE DIES -


TAGS: next question relates to her mother
Rating: 3.27/5

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Arrogant Knight - May 14, 2009, 12:32 am
5 lions, sir.
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
-Wow Haha:D funny,But its Reality/: Ughhhkkk!Boys Are Juss'Jerks(:
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:22 pm
Watch out...he's on a roll.
Mooooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:11 pm
5 Lions. Truly hilarious.


MOTHER KNOWS BEST -


TAGS: mother daughter son marriage
Rating: 4.76/5

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krazirefa - June 24, 2011, 6:24 am
hahaha..hell ya
forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:36 am
And every father hopes that his son will snag a h**ter wife than he did... and he's certain his daughter will never get as well-hung a husband as her mother did.... Approval comment: POST THAT TO MAD!


THE ONE -




GREAT MOTHERS - Proper technique, as demonstrated by momma bear to a cold and lonely husky.


TAGS: mothers bears dogs love hugs
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:39 pm
... who just pissed himself. 5L


THE SNORT - IT'S NOT YOUR MOTHER -


TAGS: snort mother
Rating: 4.44/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2012, 4:03 pm
It's Mike Mulligan and Mary Anne!


HOLY MARY - Mother of God... I can't believe you're that stupid!




CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE SHE'LL END UP LOOKING LIKE HER MOTHER.




MOTHERHOOD - Sometimes a little squeeze is all it takes.


TAGS: motherhood
Rating: 3.64/5

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culos - May 31, 2010, 9:17 am
So that's why I have 4 kids. I'll tell the wife not to squeeze anymore! Great advice! Thanks!


CAMOUFLAGE - You're doing it wrong




MOTHERHOOD - The only good reason to make this face.




THE MONSTER IN LAW -




happy mother's day -




NOT QUITE THE WATER PARK BUT -


TAGS: water leaks kids love mother
Rating: 4.57/5

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steve1961 - July 6, 2013, 7:23 pm
Secretly?


THERE'S ONLY ONE -


TAGS: only one mother superior norris evil
Rating: 3.48/5

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William Syler - October 20, 2009, 10:57 am
I thought it was going to be a Nun-Chuck joke.


MOTHER NATURE - Always remember you're never significant enough for her to spare your life.




KEEP CALM -




TURN ON - TUNE IN- DROP OUT -




MOTHER - There to ease the way but not to make things easy To protect but not to shelter To love and forgive...


TAGS: great mothers
Rating: 4.15/5

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anthonyb123 - January 12, 2012, 6:29 pm
seriously wierd and funny
forseti - May 19, 2010, 2:37 pm
i never ate snails... it's too French for me! ;)
Chef - May 19, 2010, 2:09 pm
Thanks... I love that picture... kinda cute and disgusting at the same time... but as a chef I can't help wondering... with lots of garlic and b***er... mmmmmmm
PhxDebbie - May 19, 2010, 8:45 am
Wow nice one... 5L
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 1:54 am
Well done. Picture is as good as the text. 5L


NICE GUY -




MOTHERS DAY -


TAGS: mothers day holidays mama
Rating: 3.38/5

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Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm
*Facepalms and chuckles*
Stickfodder - October 30, 2009, 12:38 am
Keep in mind that even Oedipus gouged his own eyes out when he realized that she was his mother.
Zéiram - April 29, 2009, 7:24 pm
lol I just got it. I forgot all about Antigone since I read it in... what, 8th grade? 9th? Something like that. Who knew Sophocles could be made into modern-day humor?


MOTHER IN LAWS - Shaking the box first doesn't always help.




MOTHER-IN-LAW - A woman who destroys her son-in-law's piece of mind by giving A piece of her own.




"YO MAMA IS SO FAT . . . - . . . her butt has its own czar."


TAGS: van jones obama fat mama mother obese
Rating: 2.92/5

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Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:38 pm
Nickle czar?


MOTHER-IN-LAWS - Sometimes it's true, a picture is worth a thousand words !


TAGS: mother in law picture worth
Rating: 4.8/5

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jfloate - June 20, 2011, 1:22 pm
The new Colombian Wit-Sec!


SHOCKING - That he was able to fit his mother-in-law into a 55 gallon barrel




Back to School -




MOTHER'S DAY - Just because I can't write doesn't mean it's ok to forge my signature daddy!


TAGS: mother s day
Rating: 4.43/5

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Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:27 pm
aH driZZ, bAD neWs: thAT liTTle DarLIng is wAY tOO smaRT to be yOURs. sO conSIDER yourseLF luCKY. shE'LL stiLL leT yOU be heR dAD.
Anything - May 17, 2010, 11:23 pm
...did the thing just blinked ?
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 10:40 am
Excellent approach! I like it!


LIZZIE BORDEN -


TAGS: mother father
Rating: 3.79/5

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gapf2010 - July 7, 2012, 6:07 pm
Nice Flotsam and Jetsam reference :)
gas - June 30, 2012, 10:07 pm
lol.. see what you make me do!


MOTHER NATURE - ~A Mother gives without asking for anything in return. A Mother provides without asking for sustenance. A Mother loves, only asking we love her in return.~


TAGS: mother nature gives everything nothing
Rating: 3.16/5

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autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 2:11 am
Motivational indeed. Not funny.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2011, 1:02 am
I feel motivated....why is that?......If I wanted to feel good about myself.....I'd call a h***er......1L for missing the point.


MAY DAY -




A Face Only A Mother Could Love -


TAGS: ugly babies love faces mothers
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 8, 2013, 1:22 am
Oh, kidding, OK. Thought sure it was Renee Zellweger
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 2:09 pm
Be glad they're only posters...thanks for the fug5Ly vote crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 1:27 pm
I just logged into Motifake, and I've already 5een four (plus this) posters that made me go.... uggggh.
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 12:18 pm
Hey Mr.Gary!! Actual baby pic of a long time, in relatively good standing member. Give ya 5L if ya can figure out who...bahaha. Kidding...um...yeah just kidding.
GaryO - June 7, 2013, 10:12 am
Geeezus!


WITH FOUR KIDS -


TAGS: may challenge great mothers hereditary insanity
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:50 pm
Spot-on. 5L


MY PRESENT -




WEB-CAM-O-SAURUS - Ancient behemoth of electronics.




MOTHER NATURE'S CHECKLIST - January: Flood Queensland, check. February: Shake up Christchurch, check. March: Destroy Japan, check.


TAGS: mother nature will kill us
Rating: 4/5

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FreeGunsForAll - March 29, 2011, 3:28 am
April: Justin Bieber's Never Say Never, check.
boinger - March 17, 2011, 10:34 am
Conitnuous: f*** with man's need for oil. TBC...


NATIONS - “A nation is not conquered until the hearts of its women are on the ground" Cheyenne saying




MOTHER'S DAY - My Mom Once Said She Would Get Butterflies From Thinking Of Giving Birth To Me. Then She Changed Her Mind.




WHEN YOU SEE IT -


TAGS: mot mine mother nature smile face
Rating: 3.56/5

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riffraff - January 2, 2010, 12:32 am
shopped.
SamV - October 22, 2009, 1:17 pm
Great now it wont go away!!! Make it go back!
rerun - August 1, 2009, 11:48 am

that is it. I thought it was pretty cool.
Me,Myself and I - August 1, 2009, 11:22 am
You mean the natural rock formation of the cliff looks like a face?


MOTHER NATURE - Does not appreciate being upstaged.


TAGS: mother nature lightning
Rating: 3.31/5

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Derek - November 22, 2009, 3:48 am
Sigh, another fascinating evening on Motifake.
ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 2:10 am
Well, I was gonna say 'Near the water' but 'The beach' works.;)
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:03 pm
ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!
Fatt Matt - November 20, 2009, 11:24 am
The beach.
Derek - November 20, 2009, 4:17 am
Great ph**o. Where is this?


THE REGULATOR'S - Don't take it personal TIMMY. Your mommy still loves you. Probably.




WAR MAMMOTH - And your day wasn't going that well to begin with.




Snap -


TAGS: mother daughter bonding compliments insults
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 9, 2014, 7:13 am
Insightful, Pwissy.
Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 11:44 pm
1978 hardcover and the 1981 movie version.
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:33 pm
I see you've been reading. Hard cover or paperback...teehee.
Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 8:32 am
Joan Crawford - great actress, bad mother...


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